What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
A flat fish.
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?