Guitarists are so stressed out.
They're always fretting about something.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why are trees always so positive?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?