How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What's the slowest 5k?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?