How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do golfers drink on the green?