What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
Why are English teachers so smart?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a small mom?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?