Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the dog so popular?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do cats wear to work?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?