What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Bee-hive yourself.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why are all priests fit?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?