What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Money doesn't grow on me, you know.
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why are all priests fit?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
How do frogs get to work?
Why did the echo get detention?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?