What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
How much does freedom weigh?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a sad latte?