What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Kung Fu Manchu.
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?