What do you call a puppy with a fever?
A hot dog.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What horn never makes a sound?
What bird helps you stay dry?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.