What horn never makes a sound?
A shoe horn.
Why do football players make great fishermen?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do you call an artistic dog?