What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
March Sadness.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What bird is losing its hair?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?