Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school!
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are computers so good at golf?