What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why are all priests fit?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?