Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
He just couldn't see himself doing it.
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the holiest insect?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a short cow?
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Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?