What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
A souper.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What is a mom's favorite game?