What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
A groundhog.
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?