What's the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
What do you call a short cow?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?