Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
How do you grill cheese?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?