Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York!
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?