Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
At the Ritz.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?