Where does breakfast live?
In a Waffle House®.
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.