What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
I haven't seen you since last year!
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the fish so smart?