What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What is the opposite of coffee?