What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?