Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle!
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?