What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?