What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
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What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?